Ok, so I am trying really hard to tick all the healthy, wholesome boxes here.

I am eating. (Cold soup and dry porridge, but it’s FOOD, right?)

I am drinking water instead of beer.

I am not taking drugs, psych or otherwise.

(At least, mostly I’m not . . .).

I am even participating in social activities.

I should be fucking skipping radiantly through a fucking meadow.

AND I FEEL LIKE SHIT! Sick, achy, exhausted, and itchy.

I demand a refund!